Top 10 reasons for Marilyn to bark while sitting under my chair.
1. Car door shutting a quarter mile away.
2. Mailman opening mailbox.
3. Zombies.
4. Wind.
5. Darkness.
6. Bird song.
7, Dryer turns off and chimes.
8. Washer turns off and chimes.
9. Dog barking.
10. Whatever...
Reasons not to bark.
1. Garage door is opening and someone is entering the house.
2. A mouse is carrying off her dog food.
3. Any odd or scary noise – she needs to assess the situation from a safe distance.
Hillarious!
ReplyDeleteI love my dog, too! :)
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